"Fuck the king."

kgrrsten:

Seriously I’m dying! 

"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I want to write a medieval fantasy for Sean Bean where he has a nice day and things go well."

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

rememberingthedayaway:

geekfusion:

Strange women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Just because some fiery tart threw a sword at you!

This is funny and all, but technically stannis is the rightful heir and renly just decided it’d be fun to be king :P

geddyleespsychedelictrees:

Apply burn cream to the affected area.